Monday, March 24, 2008

100% True


This is 100% true. Even my reaction. I was driving down the road, and a truck came up behind me. I looked. It was a red Ford. Probably 80's. I doubt normal people notice these things, but after working at a gas station, it becomes second nature. Just like I can tell you I was behind a silver Chevy SUV with black trim this afternoon. But this truck was more than just an older truck. It was tall. I was shocked. Then I saw the tires. The tires were, like, two feet wide or something. Then the coup de grace (insert accents someplace). I saw the "Git R Done" plates.


"Oh dear God, I'm in the South!" Exact words.

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